Ho Ho Ho boys and girls!
The good people at Granite Internet have offered to help me out again this year by accepting letters from you on my behalf and forwarding them on to me and the elves here at the North Pole. The elves, and Mrs. Claus, too, will help me answer all your letters and update the Christmas wishlist database.
I have enjoyed all of your e-mails that Granite has accepted on my behalf for many years, and I am really looking forward to hearing from you again this year.
Have a very peaceful Holiday Season.